There's a lot of misplaced sentiment for John Madden, just because he happened to attach his name to a video game that's been played by pretty much every male football fan under the age of 35. What few of us remember is that even when he used to provide some kind of worthwhile insight into a football game — back when he worked with Pat Summerall — he was still pretty fucking annoying. Today he's just incoherent, a blubbery shell of someone who's been overrated for at least three decades now.
That's why I'm thankful for the sports gambling gurus at NBX, who, in a striking bit of evil genius that is both horrendous and brilliant, have compiled Sunday Night Football's Maddenisms into a single clip. I highly recommend you watch the video here. Steel yourselves, people. This is some highly concentrated idiocy.
Or, if you're smart, you could follow Madden's advice: "If I say something and you don't want to listen, don't listen."
Guhhh. Choke on your fucking turduckken, John.
I want more like this!
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