Since I may very well not be going to the big game while I'm in Miami this weekend, I need to find other things to keep myself entertained besides getting drunk. Getting drunk, while fun, isn't exactly the hard-hitting news you've come to expect from With Leather. That's why I'll be at Hollywood Beach on Saturday:
Six members of the elite Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleading squad are heading down to Hollywood Beach, Florida, for "Beauties on the Beach" – an NFL-sponsored cheerleader challenge taking place Saturday, February 3, at 2 p.m. … The Eagles cheerleaders… will compete against cheerleaders from the Houston Texans, Washington Redskins, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Miami Dolphins, Buffalo Bills, and Jacksonville Jaguars in the two-hour challenge. The event, hosted by the Super Bowl XLI host committee, will feature beach volleyball, flag football, kayaking, tug of war and a dance competition.
I'm sorry, what? What the hell is the Super Bowl committee thinking? Flag football? Fucking kayaking? Do I have to teach the NFL classes on sexiness? Pudding wrestling — now that's what they'd be doing if I were in charge of this shit.
But don't worry, I'll be there. The dance competition should be enough. And my digital camera has a great zoom feature.
I want more like this!
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