There's no joy in seeing a four-year-old child crushed by a college football player. Unless you hate children. You monster!
Anyway, little Caden Thomas is fine — no concussion, fractures, or permanent damage — unless you count getting 30 stitches in your head as "injured" — which you probably do. But that's because you're a pussy. By the way, great idea having a children's play day on the sidelines, Colorado State.
Thanks to FanIQ and sex machine/WL reader Ned.
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