I was practicing drinking mint juleps last night, so I thought this was part of my nightmare. But Deadspin reminded me it wasn't:
You may remember I'm a White Sox fan sexy readers, but even I think this is a little funny. You know what else, the White Sox haven't won in a week. Woo, that's hilarious! And the Southsiders have the lowest team batting average in the the Major Leagues. Stop, you're killing me! Seriously, stop. To make matters worse, I made an ill-advised deal with my girlfriend that I would only watch the Sox three times a week if they fell below .500. I hired a Mathemagician to trick her that 12-14 is really above .500, but he failed. In fact, I think that guy was just a hobo who had written a bunch of sixes on his jacket. Anyway, I dumped her to watch poorly played baseball, so there's a new Pale Hose fan on the market ladies. Emphasis on "Pale". -KD
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