I never thought it would be so much fun to see an illegal alien watch a horse race on a lap top at a delicatessen, but here you go:
"What you doing? Taking me a movie?" That's right sir, you've been caught on Degenerate Gambler Camera. I wonder what would've happened had he lost? I'm not sure, but I have an inkling that camera would be evidence now. Stay tuned for my Preakness picks later. I'm consulting the Summa Theologica right now, but my Latin is a little rusty. I'd advise you to do your own research because "faded language skills" won't appease your bookie. -KD
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