NASCAR news! Hooray!
Dale Earnhardt Jr unveiled his new 88 car yesterday, revealing for the first time that the sponsor replacing his iconic Budweiser #8 car will be… Amp. Which is an energy drink, I suppose. Pardon me while I dismiss this with an air-wanking motion.
Nevertheless, this is a big fucking deal for people who like to watch cars go in circles for four hours. FanHaus even live-blogged the hour and a half announcement, which on the scale of good uses of time has to rank somewhere between watching a Season 2 DVD of According to Jim and explaining to an Entourage fan why Entourage is unfunny garbage. I guess FanHaus just lets anybody write anything.
I want more like this!
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