In an obvious attempt to get me to rant about my fantasy team, Drew Brees sucked up the Superdome on Monday Night Football, committing five turnovers in a 31-14 loss to the Titans. Reggie Bush, a piece of crap that I benched out of spite, scored two one-yard touchdowns but was otherwise ineffective.
On the other side of the ball, Vince Young did his usual thing of not having great stats but generally looking untouchable and getting the win. And when you take a step back from the 2-1 Titans, the AFC South (combined record of 9-3) is suddenly the toughest division in the NFL.
But seriously: fuck Drew Brees in the birthmark. If he doesn't start producing, I'll… I'll… ah shit. I'll be another guy bitching about his fantasy team. YOU did this, Drew Brees. C'mon, asshole, start throwing touchdowns to Bush. Or anyone, really. Do it for the city of New Orleans. Don't you care about black people?
I want more like this!
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