Welp, two home runs in the same inning from my least favorite former Mariner to end the Mariners' season really sucks, especially since it means the Yankees are going to go to the playoffs.
But there are two things that make this bearable: (1) The Yankees will yet again lose in the playoffs, and (2) Fuck it, man. IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON.
Goddam, I thought this day would never come. The last seven months have gone by more slowly than a conversation with a hooker after sex. Anyway, I'll have the With Leather NFL season preview up this afternoon. Be prepared for a total lack of depth. In the meantime, go ahead and talk about your shitty White Sox (they lost last night), the awesome Red Sox (lost), the Mets (lost), Jake Peavy and the Padres (lost), or some other team like the Rockies (lost) in the comments.
Or you can talk about your precious, fey Yankees. Fucking Yankees.
I want more like this!
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