“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
Welp, I'm off to lunch. Think I'll have a big, juicy kielbasa. Maybe sink my teeth into a banana for my daily dose of potassium. For dessert: crying in the shower as I scrub myself with steel wool.
I want more like this!
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