Goodbye Siena, it was fun while it lasted. We had a good time, but do you really think I would bring a girl with a British accent home to my mother? I enjoyed your waif-like, pale form because it made me seem robust by comparison, but I'd like to try new things. Like wooing a more substantial woman with a badonkadonk augmented by Philly cheese-steaks. Don't worry, your special NSFW pics you took just for me will keep me warm on my long inland sea voyages from Duluth to Cleveland. -KD
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