In a shocking move predicted by everyone, Cynthia Rodriguez has filed for divorce from Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez. Apparently she felt "banging strippers" violated some part of their marital agreement. Prude.
She alleged infidelity in her Miami-Dade County Family Court filing. She said Rodriguez has "emotionally abandoned his wife and children." "The marriage of the parties is irretrievably broken because of the Husband's extra marital affairs and other marital misconduct," it said in the divorce filing…
In the divorce papers, C-Rod asked for primary custody of the couple's two children as well as financial support to maintain their "lavish lifestyle," including sole ownership of their [$12 million waterfront] Coral Gables, Fla., home and "equitable assets" of A-Rod's earnings during their marriage. A-Rod earns $28 million a year as a third baseman for the Yankees.
What a bad break for A-Rod. What if Cynthia takes him to the cleaners? How's a man supposed to live off of 14 million dollars a year? Why, he may have to get a job in the offseason — and he never went to college! Have fun working the sour cream gun at Taco Bell. Chop-chop. That burrito ain't gonna get Supreme all by itself.
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