St. Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It’s like lipstick on a pig, which only improves its bacon yield.
Shutdown Corner questions the need of armored cars for NFL players. Just wait until Roger Goodell has them patrolling the stands. Won’t be room for questions then.
Awful Announcing has video of a bullrider getting injured before getting out of the shute. Incidentally, I’d injure Brooke Burns before getting out of her chute.
Red Sox Monster finally gets footage of Jonathan Papelbon engaging in some dirty dancing. More remarkable video would be of him not being a douche.
Bill O’Reilly challenges Barack Obama to a basketball game on Machochip. Unless the ball comes in loofah form, he doesn’t stand a chance.
SportsbyBrooks notes that a hair loss supplement has turned up on the list of banned substances at the Paralympic Games. The other banned substance: working limbs.
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