Because I know we’re all dying for an update on Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, the latest gossip comes from Neiman Marcus in Dallas, where the couple was supposedly looking at engagement rings.
I’m hearing the couple are talking about a winter wedding. Dallas fans can relax. The happy twosome are said to be planning to tie the knot well after the end of the NFL season, including the Super Bowl — should the Cowboys make it to the big game in Tampa, Fla.
Whatever, I take girls out to look at diamond rings all the time. Doesn’t mean we’re getting married. It’s generally just a ruse for anal sex. “Hey honey, you like this one? Well how ’bout less talking and more cooking? It ain’t gonna buy itself.”
I want more like this!
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