Following the Beijing Olympics Australian swimming star/heartbreaker/sex kitten Stephanie Rice went on vacation in Thailand, where somebody took photos of doing things no other 20-year-old would ever do: dancing at a club, falling down, and looking drunk. **Gasp!** She… she might be human!
Rice, who is now splitting her time between training in the pool and filming a TV show, is less than pleased about the photos getting out:
“I remember that night and I know who it was. This guy had asked for a photo with me and I said ‘Sure, no problem’ but then he kept taking photos of me having a good time with my friends, I just thought it was really out of line. I just find it really strange that people care.”
The Queensland pool queen says it’s disappointing that she’s been scrutinised for having “one night off in a year” to party with her friends like a “normal” person of her age.
Hey Steph, trust me: this is a good thing. People care because you’re hot. And you don’t want to be “normal.” Normal’s just a euphemism that distinguished and beautiful people like me and George Clooney and me use for “unattractive.”
I want more like this!
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