To recap Monday Night Football: Barack Obama wants a college football playoff system, John McCain hates steroids, and the Redskins and Steelers bored the shit out of me. Ben Roethlisberger played like ass before re-re-injuring his shoulder, then Byron Leftwich came on to lead the Steelers to a 23-6 victory.
In way more interesting news, eight cars in the FedEx Field parking lot were torched last night, saving at least eight people from the hell of trying to drive out of te FedEx Field parking lot. D.C. Sports Bog has several photos, while the news article is here.
One car began burning , and the blaze then spread to seven others said Maj. Dennis Wood of the county fire and emergency services department. It was not clear what caused the first car to burn, Wood said.
I’m not a scientist or anything, but my hypothesis is that if you cram enough asshole fans into one stadium, shit just starts catching on fire. I consider it payback from God. He’s tough but fair.
I want more like this!
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