I suppose this isn’t exactly “sports” “news,” but the presence of a motorcycle is close enough to motor sports for me to justify it (see also: hummina). Besides, when the news cycle is this slow, it needs to be sped up… with a news motorcycle!!! And by motorcycle I mean gigantic tits.
Anyway, here are British pin-ups/faux-lipstick-lesbian-pals Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, posing on a — what is that? Some kind of crotch rocket? I’ve got a rocket in my crotch they can have! It’s an M-80 firecracker I keep in my pocket. I figured they might want to light it on New Year’s Eve.
I want more like this!
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