Yesterday was the 28th anniversary of the United States’ big win over the Soviet Union in the 1980 Olympics in Lake Placid, New York (as opposed to Lake Flaccid, Your Wang). But hey, you just said it happened 29 years ago. Yes, I did. But you don’t get married and then instantly celebrate your first anniversary. Do the math, penis wrinkle. Shit.
I want more like this!
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