Martellus Bennett has just been handed a blog at the Dallas Morning News, and just one day of reading it has already blown me away. The backup tight end for the Cowboys has plenty of insight to bestow upon us. For example, Bennett answers the timeless question, is it appropriate for a lady to pass gas?
I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn’t seem right, but if they do then it shouldn’t smell or make a sound. I mean come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and as she’s feeding you she farts.
I believe in aliens. I’ve actually seen four or five of them in my lifetime. Although they aren’t as smart as everyone seems to think. I played one in monopoly, checkers, and chess and I destroy him/her couldn’t really tell which it was so I’m just going to call it It….I mean it could have just been a dumb alien, I mean there are dumb people and I’m probably one of them. LOL. Thanks Texas A&M LOL.
Part of the reason Bennett was tapped for the blog was Marty B TV (thanks to R. Queso at Pyle of List for the heads-up on that), Bennett’s collection of YouTubes permeating through the series of tubes
since he was at Texas A&M (I think). See our favorites of Marty B TV after the jump.
Martellus Says He Can Hold Kobe Bryant To 30 Points “Guaranteed, In An NBA Surrounding”
A video for Bennett’s single, Designer Girl
“Did You Say Computer?”
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