Two Aussie Rules football players were fined for their parts in creating and distributing a video depicting a rubber chicken having sex with a dead chicken. If these two chickens had actually consummated, I’m certain it would have ripped a wormhole in the space-time continuum. Anyway, this came from Yahoo! News:
North Melbourne’s Adam Simpson and Daniel Pratt were each fined by their club after admitting they were among eight players who made the video last year.
The video, which was posted on the internet this week but subsequently removed, has been described as tasteless and offensive to women and drew strong criticism from the sport’s governing body the AFL.
And according to Aussie 9 News, the rubber chicken was wearing a condom, which kinda takes the fun out of it for me. Sure, the rubber chicken will probably last longer with it, but the sensitivity is what makes it fun. And yes, I looked for the video, and while I couldn’t find it, I’d like to think I found the next best thing.
Please don’t watch this at work. Or anywhere else, really.
I want more like this!
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