Here’s the Yankees’ Melky Cabrera being interviewed by adult film star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey (or so we’ve been told; that aspiring publicist behind the camcorder could have been anyone), whose campaign platform, as I recall, included no provisions for double-dipping. And we’ve pointed our nose up at some solid Cabrera tips before in the past, but Carey holding the camera and peppering questions at a topless Cabrera somehow makes my day.
I hate to be presumptuous about a topless baseball player in a hotel room with a porn star, but do you think they were…doin’ it? Scandalous! But seriously, how does a Dominican guy get so pasty? Melky, you’re looking so milky! Wow, I hate myself for making that joke.
I want more like this!
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