Believe it or not, people make fun of Florida a lot, like we’re all a bunch of gun-toting, white trash, religious zealot, Tebow-worshiping, orange farmers who don’t know the difference between a butterfly ballot and Casey Anthony (Hint – butterfly ballots don’t kill babies… allegedly). But what my beloved state’s critics don’t realize is that the one thing we have going for us is a big, macho, naturally tanned governor that won’t put up with people making fun of this great state. Especially while he’s trying to get elected to the U.S. Senate. Nope, there will be no making fun of Florida on Charlie Crist’s watch.
Especially not with any video of him throwing the first pitch at last night’s Game 2 of the American League Divisional Series between the Tampa Bay
Devil Rays and the Texas Rangers at Tropicana Field. No sir, there wouldn’t be any reason to make fun of Charlie after the jump.
Now before you go making any jokes about Charlie throwing like a girl or having a limp wrist or something of that derogatory ilk, just remember that Charlie is a very happily married man, and she is quite the looker. At least that’s what I’m told, because he’s never with her. I’m just sayin’.
I want more like this!
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