Black Beetle, 2012 Volkswagen Beetle — C
I liked the Spiderbait, and that was about it.
First Date, Chevy Cruze — C
Facebook in the car? Wait til you get home, buddy. Which button do you push for the car to talk you off?
Border Patrol, Coca-Cola — C
The official beverage of peace.
Enzo The Tailor, E*Trade — C
I can’t wait until Super Bowl LX, when the E*Trade Teen is telling us about commission-free trades while fingerblasting some high school sophomore in the back seat of his __. Go away, E*Trade baby.
Clay Eminem, Lipton Brisk — C
“I don’t do commercials.” Uhhh…
1984 Tribute, Motorola Xoom — C
“Oh, it wasn’t an iPad commercial?”
Black Couple, Pepsi Max — C
Domestic violence is funny when the woman does it.
I want more like this!
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