I miss when everything in hip-hop looked like it was the ‘A Different World’ opening credits.
Obits: Heavy D Dead At 44 - Rest in peace, Overweight Lover. [Smoking Section]
Do The Right Thing, Which Also Happens To Be The Smart Thing, Nickelback! - What kind of compassionate God takes Heavy D and leaves Nickelback? Chad Nickelback needs to record a nerdcore dubstep record in his free time and stop only being the Nickelback guy. [UPROXX]
TV Gourmet: Making the Steak-Tanic from ‘Happy Endings’ - I can’t believe someone watched Happy Endings long enough to make a TV Gourmet entry about it. It’s like Elisha Cuthbert showed up to the TV studio and said “hey, let’s make Scrubs, but only the relationshippy parts”. [Warming Glow]
“Modern Warfare 3″: The Best And The Worst Game Of The Year - When you shoot a guy, it really looks like you’re shooting a guy. Does Modern Warfare 3 have a thing where you can grapnel boost? Because if it doesn’t, it isn’t game of the year. [Gamma Squad]
New Robocop Will Be An Origin Story, Basically - Big f**king surprise. Get to the Robocopping parts. [Film Drunk]
Dr. Drew Keeps It Classy - This is a waste of everybody’s time, but to his credit I really wish my job was grabbing teen boobs to prove they’re real. [Warming Glow]
Seanbaby’s Library of a Madman – Catflexing - I can’t believe that it’s been 15 years and Seanbaby hasn’t evolved even 1%. He even has the same haircut. Come on, Seanbaby, even Tucker Max started telling different sushi pants stories. [Adult Swim]
10 Crime Shows From the ’80s That Need a Reboot - That one where Ernie Reyes Jr. jumpkicks two guys at once. [The FW]
Skeletor To Appear in Playboy Next Meth…Er…Month - Calling women “skeletor” is so 1998. Regardless, you can just google “Lindsay Lohan fake nudes” and find pictures just as realistic as the ones you’ll see in next month’s Playboy. RELEASE THE UNEDITED PHOTOS, HEF. [FARK]
The Rita Bennett Problem: Why Are So Many Great TV Dramas Weighed Down by Horrible, Annoying Female Characters? - They aren’t, we just hate women, so when women have antagonistic qualities we don’t think they’re cool, we think they’re “bitches”. [Pajiba|]
Where Are They Now? The Cast of Doogie Howser - I know the one had an Amy Winehouse corpse at his Halloween party, don’t know about the rest of them. [Unreality]
Accurate Airplane Seating Chart - Funny because it’s true. If he was trying to get over as a comic today, Seinfeld’s act would’ve been nothing but links to the Internet. [High Definite]
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