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Sadly, Maria Sharapova Isn’t Running Around Giving Shower High-Fives – She’s just upset that they want pictures with her dog instead of with her. I bet Martina Hingis would high-five me in the shower. [ Brobible]
ROFLMNBAO: The NBA All-Star Weekend Edition – An uncouth linking to ourselves, but Burnsy is hilarious and this feature deserves at least as many comments as the wrestling posts. [With Leather</a]
The World Needs More ‘Eastbound And Downton Abbey’ – Slide 8 is my favorite Kenny Powers quote ever, as if I didn’t already approve of this mash-up. [UPROXX]
5 Reasons Why Jaleel White Will Win ‘Dancing With the Stars’ – The moment the Urkel Dance music starts (“do it! DOOO IT! Evr’ybodaaaaaaaayy…”) I’m gonna lose my mind. [The FW]
The FilmDrunk Interview: Jason Mewes – He speaks some English, but he cannot speak it good like we do. [Film Drunk]
Pledge To Party On St. Patty’s Day & We’ll Donate $1K To Charity – How much will you donate if I pledge to stay at home on St. Patty’s day, watch movies and eat macrobiotic food? [Smoking Section]
30 Rejected Pieces Of Star Wars Merchandise We’d Totally Buy – These are way cooler than real Star Wars merchandise. A Death Star basketball, are you serious bro? [Gamma Squad]
Horrible YouTube Comments Immortalized In Web Series – This comment marked for spam. [UPROXX]
There Was Going to Be a ‘Community’ Porno? Tell Me More – I don’t want to see what they’d do with Leonard, but the Dungeons and Dragons episode would be AMAZING. [Warming Glow]
Steve Martin And Gwyneth Paltrow Feel Very Differently About Their Picture Together – Steve Martin’s face is starting to concern me. You’re a famous comedian, you don’t have to look 35 forever. [Buzzfeed]
17 Crazy/Awesome Japanese Commercials – Not as good as that Taiwanese weather report performed by like 10 girls who are also Power Rangers. [HuffPost Comedy]
Memento’s Brilliant, Beautiful Timeline – DON’T BELIEVE HIS LIES [Unreality]
