New England Patriots tight end slash adult film industry philanderer slash teenage dunk master Rob Gronkowski is harnessing the power of social media (and obnoxious-for-pay viral videos) to compel his fan base to rock the ESPN’s SportsNation vote and get him on the cover of ‘Madden 13′.
His plan includes:
- Doing bicep curls with a crutch
- Making aggressive animal noises into his friend’s stomach
- Tons and tons of Zubaz pants
- Just getting jacked at all times
- Going crazy
- Inviting you to check out his brothers, who cannot stop exercising on the floor of Gronk’s house even when he’s injured.
- Putting on sunglasses without using his hands
- Getting hyped
- Getting Gronked
Sounds solid, bro. I want to see a follow-up video where instead of asking fans to vote for him, Peyton Hillis tells his bros that he’s not feeling well, and he’s probably just gonna go take a nap.
I want more like this!
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