With just two weeks left until the 2013 NFL Draft begins, we’re in desperate need of a talking head who can tell us all about what a quarterback needs to succeed in professional football. But it can’t just be any person with a mouth and pulse, it has to be someone who possesses that uncanny ability to talk to us like we’re complete morons. And for good measure, let’s make sure that person has a knack for starting every description of a man with “This guy right here…”
Haha, just kidding! We have Jon Gruden, the one-time Hooters cook who collects big ass paychecks to interrogate college QBs entering the NFL Draft about their skills and mental toughness in a way that makes us, the viewers, feel like we’re watching The Muppets. I, for one, am glad to have Gruden’s QB Camp in our lives, today at 5 PM ET on ESPNU and 7 and 7:30 PM ET on ESPN 2 just in case you’re running through a really long airport or train station and miss the first two.
Also, it’s the only show on TV that gives us faces like this…
NHL: Penguins at Lightning – 7:30 PM ET on NBC Sports
How f*cking long is this season? It feels like two baseball seasons already.
NCAA Baseball: South Carolina at Florida – 7:30 PM ET on ESPN U
College baseball? God, there is nothing I’d rather watch less.
NCAA Hockey: St. Cloud State vs. Quinnipiac – 8 PM ET on ESPN2
I stand corrected.
NBA: Knicks at Bulls – 8 PM ET on TNT
NBA: Thunder at Warriors – 10:30 PM ET on TNT
Okay, so that joke I just made about the hockey season? This isn’t a joke. With the exception of the Lakers and Jazz, end the damn NBA regular season already. Good lord, this is boring.
(Note: Such is the life of a fan of a 20-win team.)
Titulares y Mas – 11:30 PM ET on Telemundo
I want more like this!
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