TLDR version: Don’t let Dane Cook do anything ever.
Slightly longer version: Dane Cook is the karate of comedy. A lot of people hate him. At the same time, a lot of people love him 8 years ago. No matter what side you’re on, he’s a person of note, and is occasionally called upon to sign autographs. Sometimes a fan has a glossy 8×10 ready to go, but sometimes they don’t, and need him to sign their arm or their boob or their New England Patriots Tom Brady #12 football jersey.
Here is the story of what happens to that Dane Cook Tom Brady jersey. Via @MCEsoteric:
I wonder how much he would’ve gotten if Dane had signed Louis C.K.’s name instead?
I want more like this!
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