Best: Breathe the A’s
Fandango and Summer are back on the nice list after their match of the year comedy bout against Santino and Emma on NXT. If you haven’t seen it, stop reading this and find it. Did you guys know that Zack Ryder has a ton of Twitter followers and it hasn’t made a difference in his life? Take note, kids. Stay in school.
A squash match from Fandango! It’s like they’re reading my mind!
BEST?: 2 Swing 2 Furious
WWE crowds aren’t getting behind the racism of the Real Americans act. I think that people just like the Real Americans. They like chanting things, and they like Cesaro and Swagger. They like Zeb because he’s a great talker. Most of all, they know that if they chant hard enough, the Americans will turn face and start using Hogan’s music and I’m not going to lie to you- I want that. I want it very much.
BEST: Miz TV
I never thought I’d type it either, but the Wyatt Family. Can Bray have a hawk? Please?
EH: Best for Business?
Is Triple H Jaime Lannister or King Robert in this Game of Thrones thing I refuse to let go of? I don’t see this ending well for him. Stephanie is going to feed Hunter to the Shield before this is all over.
And I bet Triple H is pretty angry that he had to fly on a plane and not the Shield helicopter.
BEST: King of Trios
I can’t ask for anything more than this. Goldust is my favorite wrestler, and you’re pairing him with Cody and Murdergoat? And they’re wrestling Roman and the boys? And the Rhodes in matching tag team colors? I don’t know if I earned this.
I’ll even ‘best’ Hunter here. His only job right now is to be sent out by Stephanie to piss off Internet fans, and he’s doing a great job.
This wasn’t a PPV quality match, but it shouldn’t be. Roman getting cocky after tossing Goldy and eating a Beautiful Disaster kick was fantastic, as was his stagger sell. The Shield resorting to chair beatings makes sense- they’re wrestling three guys that have their number, and for the first time, they’re vulnerable.
We saw the Orton interference from a mile away, but that’s the point of a heel mega stable, right? I can’t overlook that Show gets music and an entrance. Dude got fired. Have him burst through a wall or buy a front row ticket.
I want more like this!
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