Hey, special internet friends. It’s that time again! You know, where I say glowingly nice things about Ethan Carter III and maybe some other stuff about the show? Put your hands on your hips, jump to the right, and let’s get to it! BUT FIRST
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This week on Impact: We get to throw around terms like “big fight feel,” “pay-per-view-quality,” and “naked dude in a cowboy hat.” Let’s build this dream together, then stand tall forever!
I want more like this!
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