On Tuesday, the most devoted and well-organized of WWE/WWF fans might have thrown a little party, because it marked the 23rd anniversary of the debut of the man from Death Valley, The Undertaker. To honor this occasion and the most terrifying man in professional wrestling history – at least to this longtime Acolyte – the WWE has put together this incredible supercut of what the company proclaims to be every single Tombstone Piledriver executed by Taker during his career.
Go ahead and try to name every single opponent featured in this video, but please be sure to take breaks, because my neck suddenly hurts.
Bellator MMA – 9 PM ET on SPIKE
Alexander Shlemenko and Doug Marshall fight for the middleweight title while I fight with my cravings to finish these nachos!
NBA: Spurs at Grizzlies – 8 PM ET on ESPN
NBA: Warriors at Lakers – 10:30 PM ET on ESPN
Hey look, the Spurs are the best team in the Western Conference yet again. How fun.
NCAA Basketball: 2K Sports Classic Championship – 7 PM ET on ESPN2
NCAA Basketball: Oklahoma vs. Seton Hall – 7 PM ET on truTV
NCAA Basketball: Delaware at Villanova – 7 PM ET on FS1
NCAA Basketball: Puerto Rico Tip-Off – 7:30 PM ET on ESPNU
NCAA Basketball: Monmouth at St. John’s – 9 PM ET on FS1
NCAA Basketball: Charleston Classic Semifinal – 9:30 PM ET on ESPNU
NCAA Basketball: Virginia Tech at Michigan State – 9:30 PM ET on truTV
So. Much. College. Basketball.
NCAA Football: Navy at San Jose State – 9 PM ET on ESPN2
It’s football, I’m in.
NCAA Football: Idaho at No. 2 FSU – 3:30 PM ET on ESPNU
As much as I’d love to be enjoying Jameis Winston and the resurgence of the Seminoles right now, this whole situation is horrible. The accusation, the idea of the crime, the public reaction, the endless speculation, the idea of a cover-up, etc. – it’s all just horrible. Sometimes I wish we had a council of oracles who see and know all, so they can handle this and not let TMZ ever have any influence over sports fans. Never. Ever. Never ever ever never ever.
NCAA Football: Indiana at No. 4 Ohio State – 3:30 PM ET on ABC
NCAA Football: No. 9 Texas A&M at No. 18 LSU – 3:30 PM ET on CBS
NCAA Football: No. 19 ASU at No. 14 UCLA – 7 PM ET on Fox
NCAA Football: No. 8 Mizzou at No. 24 Ole Miss – 7:45 PM ET on ESPN
NCAA Football: No. 3 Baylor at No. 11 Oklahoma State – 8 PM ET on ABC
There is clearly a lot of awesome college football action this weekend, but is there a point? UCF annihilated Rutgers last night and that was basically the BCS Championship. Better luck next year, everyone else.
Watch every NFL game as if my fantasy teams depend on them. They do.
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I want more like this!
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