Seeing as Yanks Thanks gave us all a week off, I want to touch on some of the things that happened last week. I’d do a quicktime Best and Worst, but Impact gives us enough negativity, so let’s focus up on the positives! Or…at least the positives that come along with some glaring negatives!
Best: Has anyone in this company ever seen a turkey?
It’s easy to get brought down by the almost unnecessary bullying that has become a running theme on this show, but just when you start to wonder if the Bromans’ previous DJ was lost to a tragic self-tanner drowning death because you want to think about anything other than how bad this is, oh, hey, hello, what’s this? Did…did they just go full Arrested Development on us?
You win this round, Bromans.
(Bonus best to Norv and Dewey for still being employed. Keep smilin’, keep shinin’ guys.)
Best: EC3 gives no f-cks about my favourites, and it’s glorious
I love Shark Boy. I love Curry Man. Predictably, I love when their powers combine. It’s a real testament to my feelings for Ethan Carter III that I have zero qualms seeing him destroy those I love the most.
(Bonus worst to Curry Man for making that headlock driver look real sh-tty.)
(Super Double Bonus Worst to Curry Man for making me give him a worst. I still love you, hot and spicy friend, but don’t try to fly too close to the sun again, k?)
In summation, though I am not a Real American (and I can go to the doctor for free whenever I want so I’m actually kind of okay with it), I am thankful for Ethan Carter III. Will I continue to be thankful for him this week?
Spoiler alert: of course I will.
I want more like this!
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