Thankfully we can count on the world's greatest fictional libertarian in times like these.

Joe totally thinks they should have sprung for a pair.

A pandering-yet-undeniable new Tumblr.

I'm no political pundit, but my gut tells me this is will make for an incredible momentum shift in the presidential election.

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

Did you know Mitt Romney is an Olympic gymnast, rapper, and champion break dancer? He must be the most talented candidate in history!