Tori Spelling. Color Me Badd. THOSE SWEATERS. Yup, this is hecka 90s.

THESE ARE BOTH VERY NORMAL THINGS SO NOBODY ACT WEIRD, OKAY?

Instead of talking about Taio Cruz appearing on '90210,' let's talk about how stupid the lyrics to "Dynamite" are.

I love Grantland* because the writers there have an uncanny ability to take a Tweet-sized thought -- "'90210' is the least cared about show on television" --and expand it into a 2,000-word think piece.

Remember when Shannen Doherty was a big star and left "Beverly Hills, 90210" because everyone on the show hated her.

Liquor and guns: two great tastes that go great together.

Gabrielle Carteris, who played no-nonsense blazer-wearing journalistic Jew Andrea Zuckerman on the original "Beverly Hills, 90210," turned fifty years old yesterday.

I was pretty clear yesterday about how I think this "9/02/10 Day" is nonsense and a waste of time, but in case anybody missed the memo: TAKE YOUR FOND MEMORIES OF THE NINETIES AND SHOVE THEM DIRECTLY UP YOUR ASS.

Tomorrow is September 2nd, 2010.