Abraham Lincoln probably wasn't a vampire hunter, but he could've been...

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter may have bombed at the box office this weekend, but that doesn't mean we can't still have an Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter parody.

Man, no wonder Timur Bekmambetov started talking about "Wanted 2" a week before this movie came out.

Yesterday, we decided Morbius couldn't take Honest Abe.

We thought we'd spend the week leading up to "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" seeing how Honest Abe would deal with some of pop culture's more dangerous and famous vampires.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opens next Friday, and we finally have three clips to go with the trailers from earlier this year.

Four score and seven sharks jumped beforeYesterday Vince posted this trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, produced by Tim Burton and directed by Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted).

Four score and 28 days later.

Hey, remember when Australian actress Robin McLeavy was rumored to be cast in Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov’s adaptation of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" as Lincoln's crazy wife.