Four score and 28 days later.

Hey, remember when Australian actress Robin McLeavy was rumored to be cast in Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov’s adaptation of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" as Lincoln's crazy wife.

The banner picture is a spoiler.

If you had told me back in the 90s that someday I'd be writing about Oscar winner Trent Reznor composing the music and acting in a movie about Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires, I'd have bought some weed from you and I'd also ask you why I would be writing stuff since I'd be far too busy running my handcrafted shoes for cats business in the future.

My only regret for what I am about to do is that I forgot to do it yesterday on Presidents' Day.

If you like your vampire killers more bearded and top-hatted than Buffy, you're no doubt excited about the upcoming movie adaptation of the novel Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, AKA Slaybraham Lincoln (awesome book trailer here), has already been optioned for a film to be co-produced by Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov (Night Watch, Wanted).

You know that historical/monster mashup craze that's been going on recently.