We're all still trying to comprehend all that has happened today in Boston.

And we thought Sergey Brin had a massive pair on him; today it's been revealed that the Alliance for Main Street Fairness, which consists of mom-and-pop shops like Wal-Mart, Target, Best Buy, and Sears, is whining to the federal government about how AMAZON DOESN'T HAVE TO COLLECT SALES TAX AND THAT'S NOT FAAAAAA-AAAAAIRRRR, and they're doing it by.

The sun moaned, and groaned, and spat out a mass coronal ejection.

It's an axiom that rich people do not frivolously spend their money, but rather hang onto it.

[via] If you liked our gallery of Hurricane Irene inspired photoshops, get ready to bend over, Abigail Mae, 'cause here comes the gravy pipe.

Made by @Chrixeleon [via] The internet responded as it always does to the prospect that a huge disaster might happen and then wasn't as large as expected: with photoshops and sarcasm.

Last night Steve Jobs (who is listed as a co-inventor in an amazing 313 patents) announced he's stepping down as CEO of Apple and Tim Cook (who has already filled in as CEO when Jobs took a medical leave in 2009 and again earlier this year) is the new CEO.

Hey, remember when we talked about how the only profitable copyright lawsuits these days were porn lawsuits, because most people didn't want to go through the embarrassment of admitting in public that they downloaded a dirty movie.

Let's just get this out of the way right now: If you have your cell phone on, in a movie theater, for any reason, you're an a-hole and people hate you.