The other day, I grabbed lunch from one of my favorite elegant restaurants, but as usual I ordered way too much.

Earlier this morning, I received my 1 billionth chain email from friends urging me to check out the Invisible Children video and to send it out to everyone I know, and the vein in my forehead started throbbing just a little harder than usual.

Last year, AT&T kicked off its "Txtng & Drivng.