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As you may have heard, Dog News Daily (yes, this really exists) recently announced the nominees for it's "Golden Collar Award" -- think of it as the Golden Globe awards for dogs in movies and TV shows.

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I spend a disproportionate amount of time making fun of "Entourage" and expressing wonder at how anyone can root for the tiny, selfish men the show revolves around, but I will credit the show for this: after seven years of Vincent Chase's life being a non-stop parade of almost-bummers that turn out TOTALLY AWESOME, last year's season finale ended with Vince addicted to cocaine and actually going to jail.

Get out your wanking motions, everybody: "Entourage" "star" Adrian Grenier will appear on an episode of "90210" next season with his band The Honey Brothers.

There's a new trailer for "Entourage" below, and it shows basically all the same crap as the music video trailer from last week -- there's just a little less of the farce that is Adrian Grenier pretending to be an actor pretending to be an action star.

The seventh season of "Entourage" debuts later this month, and there's a new trailer that's even more laughably ridiculous than what I've come to expect.

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This one's simple: these are the television clips and TV news stories that made us happiest about others' misfortune over the past year.