I didn't want to like this commercial.

This Volkswagen Super Bowl commercial is all over the place today.

There isn't much going on in the television world this morning, which is nice because it gives me the opportunity to briefly discuss something near and dear to my heart: this commercial.

As most regular followers of this blog know, I was in the boring ol' Marine Corps before I decided to join the ELITE RANKS of full-time bloggers.

This new Müller yogurt ad airing in the U.

I've spent all morning trying to figure out a way to write about Argentina's "Dancing With the Stars" routine in which a woman got completely naked and had wine poured all over her breasts and my God it was amazing I've had lap dances that weren't as sexy, but there's just no way to do it.

I've had a complete abortion of a day, thanks to Time Warner Cable's large-scale, company-wide policy of f*cking its customers in the ass.

(via)When I realized that the tenth anniversary of 9/11 would fall on a Sunday, I was relieved for wholly selfish reasons: I wouldn't have to spend a workday worried about whether my lighthearted business of joking about TV was inappropriate.

This week in Awesome But Also Kind of Terrible Ideas: "Boardwalk Empire" is advertising its second season by rolling out vintage subway cars in New York City.