If you ever wanted to throw a LDR-themed party, now's the time to do it!

Brazilian nuclear scientists, having nothing better to do, have blasted cachaca with gamma rays. And the resulting Hulk booze is delicious!

A teenager in England celebrating her 18th birthday found out the hard way that novelty drinks made with liquid nitrogen are not to be trusted.

An underage teenager in the U.K. used a fake ID with a picture of Bobby Hill on it to buy alcohol from six different stores.

As you may have heard, graphene is awesome.

Yesterday Redditor She also expressed dismay that so many of the captions weren't family friendly, stating: It's kind of funny, I just wish there were more appropriate ones I could show to our family.

It's a Christmas miracle (that we're still sober).

You are welcome.

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