Did you think we were done with But that's not what we're here for.

Guys, I'm going to level with you here.

We don't know which is weirder: that Universal sunk over $200 million into a movie about the board game battleship or that it opened in the #1 spot in 24 out of 26 countries overseas.

"WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT.

Okay, okay: I GET IT.

The third season of HBO's gory and tit-filled vampire drama "True Blood" begins in June, and the show has launched a massive multi-front promotional campaign to increase the hype surrounding it and get losers like me to write about it.

In news that may possibly SHATTER THE EARTH, two actors who worked closely together on the set of a television show have begun dating.

Alexander Skarsgard is starting to generate buzz for being next in line for big-time Hollywood stardom, and it's well-deserved for his back-to-back roles as two of the biggest badasses on cable TV in recent history: Sergeant Brad "Iceman" Colbert in the excellent "Generation Kill" and Eric Northman, the millennium-old viking vampire in "True Blood.