Yes, your McDonald's lunch is killing your body and turning you into a demented shell of yourself. But the smug vegetarian in your office is still an ass.

Just about everyone has had an experience where hearing a song for the first time in a long time will transport them to another place and time, recalling memories so vivid that it actually feels like they're there again, if only for a moment.

You've probably eaten a few pounds of orcein, aka C.