Politics needs more superpowered testicle destruction...

Here's a collection of some of America's weirdest, most confusing laws still on the books.

FLORIDA or OHIO...or both?!?

Yesterday the Onion ran a piece titled "Nation Celebrates Full Week Without Deadly Mass Shooting." It has since been updated: "Never Mind."

Real talk: we bitch about shows like "Two and a Half Men" and present-day "The Office" here on Warming Glow all the time, but really, we couldn't be happier with the state of TV these days.

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I have a dream that one day an alien species will visit me in the middle of the night, and hopefully instead of trying to insert tracking devices into my tailpipe they will offer me the magical or technological ability to know any time something about an awesome dog or cat is uploaded to the Internet.

Photoshop viaIn literally the least surprising possible news I can think of, TV chef and butter aficionado Paula Deen has Type 2 diabetes.

Louis C.