Horse, the dude from "America's Got Talent" who got hit in the nuts a lot, broke his ribs and pooped his pants while trying a stunt.

For those of you keeping score at home, this means that the reigning champion of both 'America's Got Talent' AND 'Britain's Got Talent' is some kind of dancing/gymnastic dog act. This sort of thing has my complete and total support.

Howard Stern slammed Jay Leno for trying to look like a good guy after reducing his salary after NBC reduced the Tonight Show's budget.

Before this week, I've never made even the slightest effort to watch America's Got Talent, though I was tempted briefly when it was announced that Howard Stern would be a judge on the show.

Franklin & Bash (TNT) - Tonight's episode features Jane Seymour as Bash's mom, basically reprising her ravenous older woman role from Wedding Crashers and hitting on every non-Zack Morris male on the show.

GUY 1: [rushes into room] BRO.

Image viaCougar Town (ABC) - Tonight's back-to-back episodes feature a sexy contest between Ellie and Laurie, and Little Stan getting his hands on Big Carl.

I haven't listened to much of Howard Stern since his move to satellite radio many years ago.

The four minute "super preview" (whatever that means) of Marc Webb's The Amazing Spider-Man aired on last night's America’s Got Talent.