That's no moon.

Just last week we were saying John Carter may lose as much as $165 million for parent company Disney.

John Carter opens this Friday, so Disney has released a ten-minute clip to show us this is a badass movie, and they decided to accomplish this by including the part at the beginning with Bryan Cranston in it.

Disney's John Carter opens March 9th, but you'd barely know that from how little they've promoted it or explained what the hell the movie is about.

Oh look, a crushing disappointment.