THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND. TEAM PUPPY BOWL.

Animal Planet has a Puppy Bowl locker room live stream. Have a great day.

There will be two new additions to this year's Puppy Bowl: Hedgehog cheerleaders, and a Puppy Cam.

"My Extreme Animal Phobia" is one of the greatest sources of unintentional comedy on television -- who can forget Marvin, the tattooed badass who cried at the sight of a pit bull puppy.

Call off the search, I have found The Greatest TV Clip of All Time.

"Whale Wars" detailed the efforts of a group of sea-hippies toothlessly trying to stop Japanese whaling efforts.

If Mike Tyson's show about pigeons ("Taking on Tyson") wasn't enough for you, don't worry, because Animal Planet has added another series to the "fading celebrities with birds" genre.

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I can't argue with the inherent appeal of a show called "Too Cute.