Goatboy blasts Robin, a man in a jetpack continues not to realize his girlfriend is bangin', and Archie loses his balls.

Miss them? We didn't either, but apparently they're back.

Archie tackles Occupy. Yes, it sounds godawful, but believe it or not, the House of Awkward Gingers actually pulls this one off.

Recently pointed out to us by reader Krato5, "Archie Out of Context" is a brilliant Tumblr that does exactly what it says: takes one or a few panels of Archie comics out of context.

"Archie" #636 is going to blow a few fuses in crazy fundamentalist Star-Wars-hating parts of America, seeing that A) it gender-flips the Archie cast (and frankly female Archie is troublingly cute) and B) it's drawn by Gisele, who's mostly famous for Menage a 3, a webcomic we can't link here because it's not safe for work (use Google) and features explicitly drawn gay sex on a fairly regular basis.

We rarely talk about Archie Comics around here, because, really, there's not much to talk about, aside from "Life with Archie", which is actually well-written and worth seeking out if you're into "slice of life" comics, and Kevin Keller, the incredibly bland gay guy who brings out Reggie's bisexual tendencies.

Last week, we enjoyed "Winter Soldier" and hated the eminently hatable "Alpha Girl".

As we reported earlier this year, Archie Comics was getting an openly gay character, Kevin Keller.

It's pretty hard to find subtext in Archie comics.