Oh brother -- here we go again.

Because teenagers are stupid and annoying, I sometimes forget about the often difficult quest of getting wasted when you're underage.

George Lindell survived a car accident and then gave an, um, energetic interview to the local news on the sidewalk.

Meet George Lindell, who survived a violent car accident in which -- surprisingly -- no one was hurt.

I posted this local news story the other day because (A) a man shooting himself in the penis with a pink gun is inherently funny, and (B) the man-on-street interviews are absolutely essential journalistic touches ("A bullet in your penis.

Echoing the example set by NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress, an Arizona man shot himself in the groin while tucking a pistol into his waistband, thus creating the impetus for this enlightening local news segment from ABC15.

First off, some knowledge: A haboob is a type of sandstorm (thanks, Wikipedia).

Earlier this week, a massive dust storm engulfed Phoenix, providing eye-popping images that made the national news.

Remember back when a citizen armed with one of those bulky camcorder things that were so fancy back in the early 90s caught LAPD officers beating the crap out of Rodney King, and it was such a big deal to see something like that at the time that citizens took to the streets and rioted and basically almost burned down the whole town.