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Paz Being Paz Again

Paz Being Paz Again

By Matt Ufford | 22 comments

Things don't feel quite right in the universe unless "Boardwalk Empire" actress Paz de la Huerta is pissing people off while her breasts desperately try to free themselves from her clothing, and I'm happy to report that everything is totally normal.

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Inmate-shaming Arizona sheriff finding new ways to shame inmates

Inmate-shaming Arizona sheriff finding new ways to shame inmates

By The Cajun Boy

Let's face it, if the state of Arizona was a person, it'd be an assh*le -- that old, loud, inbred, racist uncle whose DNA link to you makes you cringe just thinking about it.

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Regis Philbin Is a Jackass

Regis Philbin Is a Jackass

By Matt Ufford | 13 comments

Last week Regis Philbin announced his departure from "Live with Regis and Kelly," a show he's hosted since his co-host was in middle school.

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ABC

THE WORST HUMAN BEING IN AMERICA

By Matt Ufford | 12 comments

I don't watch "Wife Swap" because the title describes something that should be way more sexy than the reality of the show, so I missed the recent episode in which the liberal-elite Stephen Fowler of San Francisco traded his life-coach wife for Gayla Long, a well-meaning Missouri simpleton.

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AWWWWWK-WARRRRRRRRRRRD

By Matt Ufford

Joaquin Phoenix took his Andy Kaufmanesque "acting and grooming bore me" character to Letterman last night, and poor Dave had to deal with terse, one-word answers and general dickishness throughout the painfully awkward interview.

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