Look, I get that it's the dog days of Summer and really your only options are bitching about NBC's Olympics coverage while watching Corgi Cam and admiring Nick Offerman's throbbing foam penis. I get it.
Christopher Hitchens: The GIF > Christopher Hitchens: The Person
According to a source close to Harlan Ellison, his life will soon be tragically cut short.
The man with the epic facial hair on the right is/was F.
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